AMSTERDAMMERUNG

As if we haven't done enough to upset the good people of Amsterdam - stag parties consisting of thirty blokes who clearly haven't ever seen a woman's pants before; young people who are busily taking advantage of the provision of drugs well beyond their own tolerance, and a lot of weeing in canals - we send 'em bloody Coldplay for a secret gig.

NME.com reckon the bemusing artwork resembles Tetris, which we can sort of see where they're coming from with, but it doesn't quite (pun alert) stack up. It's closer to something you could produce on a ZX Spectrum, although the orange makes it unlikely. Sorry, we sound like we actually care, don't we?

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