AND SHE'S SPONSORED BY COKE?

Doubtless there are those of you who will need to go off and spend a moment or two settling down at the merest hint of a story uniting Paula Abdul and pissing. But apparently, kegeling isn't Adbul's thing, not with her weak bladder:

Many of her days as a choreographer for the Laker Girls cheerleaders were spent urinating all over the floor whenever she was amused.

She says, "I should have stock in (adult diaper company) Depends. (I would) laugh so hard when we did routines, I would pee on the Forum floor...

"The ball boys would have to go (and clean it up). It was awful."

You wouldn't have been wanting to have her above you in the cheerleader pyramid, would you?

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