DARKNESS FALLS

If you're going to have a rock and roll accident, it should probably involve a plane or a car, just in case it's fatal. It should also be tragic. Unfortunately, Justin Hawkins falling off a giant doughnut isn't going to work up any sort of sympathy, and, despite the horror ("All the skin was stripped off my knees and I tore the big muscle in my right leg. It turned out I'd cracked two ribs too. I was as pale as a ghost and nearly passed out."), it's hard to hear of the story without, well, slightly smirking.


... and if you come round here again, Hawkins, I'll set my danish pastry on you, too...