Saturday, April 23, 2005

DRUNK THEIVES

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan doesn't mind being burgled, providing nobody gets killed in the process:

Lindsay says she's just happy no life was taken from the home, which she leases, only replaceable possessions.

Apparently the thieves drank several bottles of her very expensive vodka before making off with two enormous televisions and a DVD player. Police are asking anyone in New York offered large television sets which might have been recently dropped, repeatedly, being sold by guys with massive hangovers, to get in touch.


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