Wednesday, April 13, 2005

JOEL OUT OF FORDS

Billy Joel has bounced back to happiness and left the Betty Ford Clinic, which means either he really doesn't want a drink right now; or he wants one real, real bad.

Apparently now he's accepted that the vinegar that sliced beetroot comes in is a preservative and not an aperitif, he's going to set himself to work writing a couple of children's books. Right. Another bunch of crappy kid's books from washed up pop stars who don't even have any addictions to conjur up something imaginative. Maybe the world would be better off if he went down Hooters for an evening.


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