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The tickets for Glastonbury go on sale this Sunday at 9am, which probably means the system will be melting down before the end of the Broadcasting House news summary, we guess. No, of course not: Michael Eavis says everything will be fine this time round. Good luck. If you do get tickets, you'll be able to enjoy The White Stripes who have confirmed they're Friday's headliners. Except, when we say "enjoy", you'll actually be lying on your back under a mushroomed-up Goth in a tent the wrong side of the Green Field when they're on, but someone'll Sky Plus the TV coverage for you. Not coverage of the goth sex. Of the White Stripes.

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