Friday, April 15, 2005

THE TRUTH? YOU COULDN'T HANDLE THE TRU... OH, STOP LAUGHING.

We're actually not entirely sure we can be bothered, but the lyrics to the great Limp Bizkit comeback have sprung up online. And here they are:

You can't sleep, you're restless
and slightly obsessed with falling too deep
and malfunction, you're a virus
who's intention is fucking up something
You're a crater
on the face of a problem much greater
It's the violence, or lack thereof control
Body and soul, digging a hole
Is the blood stainless?
Enjoy the pain with accepting your grief
Are you finished?
Dumb fucking question, don't let yourself fall asleep
Ressurect the intention
Once your vision is now mass-produced,
Imagine the insults a blessing
Imagine accepting the truth

Imagine accepting the truth
Imagine accepting the truth
Imagine accepting the truth
Just imagine accepting the truth
Imagine accepting the truth

The pendulum swinging
hypnosis is taking control, now you linger
on a shadow of a doubt
Have you really figured what you're all about?
Don't trust your instincts
Just open the chamber where you keep those darkest regrets
All the things you've done wrong
Rebellious at heart all along
Is your leader a voice?
Somehow you replaced all your game with a debt
Now the payback's a bitch
Why owe your life to a bitch?
Absolutely pathetic
and regret it when told you are made of mistakes
Imagine the insults a blessing
Imagine accepting the truth

Imagine accepting the truth
Imagine accepting the truth
Imagine accepting the truth
Imagine accepting the truth
Imagine accepting the truth

Now speak to your leader!
Now speak to your leader!

Your father who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy name, deliver us from evil, deliver us from evil
Your father who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy name, deliver us from evil, deliver us from evil
Our father who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy name, deliver me from evil, deliver me from evil
Our father who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy name, deliver me from evil, deliver me from evil

Imagine accepting the truth
Imagine accepting the truth
Imagine accepting the truth
Imagine accepting the truth
Imagine accepting the truth
Imagine accepting the truth


Phew. Stuff like that you can't just find opening up the school folder of any thirteen year-old, you know. Do you see what Fred's done? He's incoporated the Lord's Prayer into the lyric to save having to write another verse ("to make a sharp point about religion, man").

If you really want a giggle, you can apparently download the track in some sort of mp3 format from what we believe is a Polish website. Now, if you'll excuse us, we're going to open the chamber where we store all our regrets, as we think that's where put the charcoal briquettes at the end of last as well.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

can this be for real? it looks like it's written by someone for whom English is not a primary language. frankly, it looks like it was generated by some autmated rap/metal lyric software. eesh.

-bruce
www.angryrobot.net

Jarrod said...

Sipping on the hatorade as usual.

Post a Comment

As a general rule, posts will only be deleted if they reek of spam.