THE COURSE OF TRUE LOVE

So now, thanks to car-crashing reality TV show detailing Britney and Fender Kevinline's romance, we know how the proposal happened. The couple were on a plane returning from a gig in Ireland - Britney had been singing, Kevin had been putting out towels for the team - when Britney instructed ("asked") Kevin to marry her. He said no. A few minutes later, he came up to her and asked her to marry him. It's said that he'd spent the time in between reflecting, and trying to do a sum on a piece of paper ("All of Britney's Money divided by two =?"). She said yes, alright, then, and - since she'd already found out thar airline captains weren't allowed to perform legal wedding ceremonies when she'd tried to get married to the guy who brings round the cushions just after take-off - Britney started to make plans for the wedding. Looking at sweatshirt catalogues, finding out exactly how many people a KFC bargain bucket can feed, leaving messages saying "Oh, Christina, are you still single?" and so on.

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