Saturday, May 07, 2005

HE'S A SHIT DRIVER

Les McKeown has admitted smashing his car while twice the legal limit for driving - thirty years after being convicted of reckless driving in an incident which caused a woman's death.

When stopped by police he claimed he had not been driving the car and had just returned from a meeting with Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood.

So he was so pissed he seems to have not realised that the person who'd seen him crash his car and try to flag down a cab to escape had, erm, seen him crash his car rather than be meeting with Ronnie Wood. His defence claimed McKeown had "effectively panicked" - although it wasn't very effective, judging by his shit alibi. Sentencing takes place on May 12th.

In other 'musicians driving like fuckwits' news, Mindy McCready has been pulled over:

According to the police incident report, Nashville's finest pulled McCready over around 3 a.m. for a standard speeding violation after clocking her at 58 in a 40 mph zone. Corporal Candace Mowry said the arresting officer initiated a field sobriety test after smelling alcohol in the car; McCready performed poorly on the test and refused a Breathalyzer.

It's not known if she refused the brethalyzer with the words "no thanks, officer, I've got a Bacardi and coke here already." McCready admits she was speeding, but denies that she was pissed and also says that charges that she was driving on a suspended licence are also wide of the mark. She's been released on bail, but she must be worried that a guilty verdict here will lead to her sentence for possession of oxycontin being toughened up.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Mindy McCready is a stupid fucking worthless bitch Too bad she did not accomplish killing herself the 5 times she has tried to. Now she is pregnant with that piece of shit that beat her. Whats that say hey I am a stupid bitch and you tried to kill me now come over so I can be your whore too. Let me suck your dick now that you tried to kill me What a stupid whore she needs to take more pills next time or maybe blow her brains out. Nobody needs a stupid bitch like that around maybe that piece of shit she loves so much that kicks her ass was right she is a worthless cunt Die You Stupid Bitch Lord Knows You have tried to kill yourself sooooo many times you can not even do that right. You are certainly no countrygirl. You are a disgrace to the country music community and you deserve everything you get. Just for being a stupid whore.You were getting good attention with your music. Now this is the attention you crave. Happy Future Ass Whippins thanks to your choice of LOSER!!!!!!!

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