Friday, May 20, 2005

IT WAS ALL A PLOY TO GET ON MTV

So, that was why she swallowed her worries about the size of the hat her bethrothed was wearing when they exchanged vows: Renee Zellweger is thrilled her new marriage gives her a chance to get on MTV:

"I'll get on MTV. Life just keeps getting better."

Erm... Renee, love, you've been on MTV already; you appeared constantly in the Geri Halliwell It's Raining Men video. Now, you might prefer to forget that, but we've got long, long memories. But at least you didn't have to have sex with Geri to get on TV that time.


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