IT'S LIKE WATCHING BRIGHTON AND HOVE ALBION TRYING THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

There's something sweet about Simon Webbe from Blue. The plucky chap had clearly spent all week downloading the Paris Hilton burger ad, cleaning up his keyboard and then downloading again, and so he thought he'd take the opportunity of the House of Wax premiere to try and snag a date with the dimwitted cashpoint. So he turned up with a gift: a basbeall cap with her name written on it. Presumably having a hoodie with her face silk-screened onto it was too expensive. It seems that Webbe had something custom made, although baseball caps with Paris on aren't that hard to come by.

Simon Webbe got the bus home alone and is not currently expected to be sharing in the Hilton hotels fortune.

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