KIM WILDE WINS
Well done, former 80s pop star hero Kim Wilde - she's picked up a gold medal for her new career; the one designing gardens rather than the one flogging cheap vitamins. She's all aglow with her Chelsea Flower Show prize:
"I'm absolutely delighted with my achievement. I visit Chelsea Flower Show every year and it really is a dream come true for me to have won gold for my first show garden here."
Alan Titchmarsh is rumoured to be planning a counterstike by releasing a single.
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