Monday, May 30, 2005

NOW: IT'S THE GREEK ORTHODOX CHURCH AGAINST SLIPKNOT

The thing about a religious movement - any religious movement - is that you can judge it by what it chooses to make an issue of. This world is full of pain, suffering, misery and hate. So, what does the Greek Orthodox Church choose to campaign against? A Slipknot gig in Athens. Jesus, guys (if you'll forgive the pun) - the only reason that Slipknot exists is because they think that they're in some way threatening to the social norms; you're only encouraging them. Ignore them, and they'll go away. Perhaps you could use the time you're spending trying to get a bunch of clowns banned to, you know, give some of your riches to the poor of the city instead. That might do more to make the world a better place than treating some tiresome chaps in overstock Family Dollar halloween masks like they're in anyway challenging.


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