SANTANA SENT TO BACK OF THE QUEUE

Becapped moustachied muso Carlos Santana's next album has suddenly been rescheduled, and now is unlikely to appear before September. It had been expected in June, and several people with irritating beards had been planning to spend the summer nodding sagely to the new set. A spokesperson for the sort of person who only buys records so they can demonstrate their new speakers said that while they were disappointed, they would instead spend the next couple of months explaining how The Stones still have a powerfully enormous raw energy that could teach younger bands a thing or two.

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