WILL WANK FOR COINS

Rich men happy to indulge richer men to get a little richer themselves, suggests the New York Daily News:

Microsoft billionaire Paul Allen has been paying a fortune to Paul McCartney, Bono, Greg Allman and other rock legends to record their tracks for his private music library - so the frustrated rocker can jam with them on his guitar whenever he wants...

When we win the Euromillions, we're going to pay Bono to dress up as a clown and wet himself over and over again. Clearly, he'll do anything providing there's someone shoving dollars into his garter belt.

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