YOU CAN NEVER GO HOME AGAIN

We're a little surprised that the good people at Grundy television knocked back the chance to have Kylie on the 20th Anniversary of Neighbours - she was keen to take part, but because she's over here fannying about in a corset, she wanted to film her bit in the UK. Television people said "No". It's a pity, she could have recreated the famous and pointless scene where Danny Ramsay phoned up a couple of weeks after he'd left the show for a chat.

Still, at least Craig McLachlan had no touring commitments.

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