YOU'RE NOT KING LEAR, OZZY

Asked to choose which of his daughters has the better voice, Ozzy starts coming over all puzzled and anguished:

"I can't say... Aimee's got a phenomenal voice but so has Kelly. As a parent I'll get a bollocking if I choose one - if I say one and not the other I'll end up losing my nuts!"

We think this is fairly easy to solve: clearly, Aimee is the better singer. We haven't ever heard her sing, but, well, we've heard Kelly and that tells us everything we need to know, really.

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