CHRISTINA? NOT EVEN TOP TEN

Her career-strategy might be looking a bit dodgy with the backfiring 'reality' show and choosing to piss about with the sperm-making function on Kevin Federline, but there's still a top ten in which she trumps all-comers:

1. Britney Spears
2. Bill Gates
3. Jennifer Lopez
4. Shakira
5. Osama Bin Laden
6. Michael Jackson
7. Bill Clinton
8. Anna Kournikova
9. Paris Hilton
10. Pamela Anderson

Yes, Britney's still the number one celebrity for viral emails. Having said which, the Jackson suicide virus might make it hard for her to keep her position at the top of the tree.

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