Thursday, June 02, 2005

COULD IT GET ANY WORSE?

What will the Daily Mail-reading audience get for their troubles at Live 8? Madonna and Sting. And if that isn't bad enough, Madonna and Sting duetting.

Think that's the worst thing you can imagine?

They're thinking of doing Imagine. Jaguar-advertising Sting and Gap-advertising Madonna singing about how great the world would be if there were no possessions. Madonna, Kaballah-endorsing, bollock-cult spouting Madonna suggesting we "imagine no religion."

If you're looking for something else to do on July 2nd, it's the first day of Truckfest South West at the Royal Bath & West Showground, Somerset. Never has the phrase "monster trucks" sounded quite so enticing...


2 comments:

Paul said...

If you could get flame spewing monster trucks to crush Sting and Madonna into tiny pieces mid-way through the song, would that be the first instance of InfernoKrusher Wish fulfilment?

Sorry, it's just that I read your article and the one linked to above right next to each other...

simon h b said...

Paul, that's a cruel and horrible thought - why would you let them get halfway through the song before sending in the truck?

*Opening bars*, man, at the opening bars...

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