HARVEY: 150 HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE

We almost wish they had started to give people doing community service bright orange overalls, as So Soild Crew's Harvey has been given 150 hours of service to make ammends for attacking a policeman who tried to stop him driving while using his mobile phone. (Harvey was, of course, all driving without a licence and without insurance).

The judge was incredibly kind to Harvey. Or else bitterly sarcastic, as sentencing Harvey District Judge Alistair Perkins said:

"You are clearly a very talented person with a bright future ahead of you."

Mind you, Harvey is going to get married to Alesha Dixon, once of Mis-Teeq, this coming Saturday. Unless the court instructs him to go and scrub graffiti off old people's houses that day.

Harvey doesn't seem to have got to grips with the whole concept of this crime and punishment business:

"I will get on with my community punishment and get back to reality.

"I have learned my lesson and it is a bad example to kids. You live and learn, everyone makes mistakes in life, I won't be the first celebrity to get into trouble.

"You can't make one rule for one and one for everyone else."

Actually, Harvoid, being found guilty and punished is yer actual reality, you know; and if you believe there can't be one rule for you and one for everyone else, then why did you think you were allowed to drive despite being disqualified in the first place?

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