I AM THE OWNER AND THE SPIRITUAL LEADER AS WELL, MADAM

Actually, you know, if we were Kabbalah leaders, we might pause sipping the champagne awhile to worry if Madonna is turning into the Robert Kilroy-Silk of their cult; in much the same way Kilroy turned up, took over, and splintered the UKIP, Madonna seems to be exerting more and more control over the doings of the overpriced water and string "religion" - now she's apparently bankingrolling a hotel in Regent's Park where Kabballists can visit to have the everyday stresses and strains of life, and a hefty chunk of cash, lifted from their shoulders.

It's interesting that Madonna has found time to get quite advanced with these plans, and yet still appears to be a little too busy to issue a statement about the Kabbalah chief's claims that the Jews who died in the holocaust did so because they hadn't embraced kabbalah. We're sure she's getting round to dealing with that, though.

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