Thursday, June 16, 2005


On Monday, Kid Rock pleaded no contest to criminal charges arising from a slapping incident in a Nashville titty bar; he was given an 11 month suspended sentence, eight hours of anger management, three vouchers for small shakes at Benny's House of Pies and instructed to replace the glasses of the bloke he hit. However, the bloke he hit, Jerry Campos, is now launching a civil action seeking half a million bucks in punitive damages.

See, Kid, this is why they tell you you shouldn't hit a guy who wears glasses - it's not because they're wimps, it's because they're smart and tend to know lawyers.

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