ANYWAY, MICHAEL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY NEW MOVIE...

... it's a true life movie in which I play the part of Mariah Carey, the half-attached diva; and I've just been filming my big scene, based on a true life incident from this week. Anyway, I'm all out front on stage, giving my lungs a full workout. But then all my clothes fall off, and they have to drop the lights to stop everyone uploading my private quarters to the internet... but I'm telling you the plot. Anyway, go and see it, you'll love it, and it's all done in the best possible taste...

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