CAN THEY STOP HIM APPEARING IN OK, TOO?

Peter Andre, the former singer, has been banned from driving after being caught doing 49 in a 30 zone. Andre begged Brighton magistrates to let him keep his licence, because he needed it to drive Jordan around - and their new son Junior (they called it Junior? Isn't that like calling a cat Kitten). Of course, it's in every other kid's interests that the sort of tosser who drives at 50 in a built-up area be removed from being behind the wheel; especially one who already had eight penalty points for not having insurance.

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