Monday, July 18, 2005

CAN'T STOP THE SHUDDERS

Is there nothing he won't besmirch? Having spent some time dragging the corpse of Frank Sinatra around, now Robbie Williams is going to buttfuck the memory of Bob Marley. Oh, yes, it's time for the tiresome reggae album:

A source said: "Robbie's been listening to a lot of dub and reggae and was inspired to try it himself."

The source added: "When he sang it for the first time, those who heard it compared it to a young Bob Marley. He has given the reggae sound a modern twist and his voice really suits the music."


Good god, what were the chances that someone could come along and make UB40 seem halfway credible?


3 comments:

peter e. said...

A "young Bob Marley"? The same Bob Marley that died at the age of 36, a full five years older than Robbie Williams is now? Although I suppose that for someone who honestly thinks that what reggae needs is a modern twist courtesy of Robbie Williams, it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to believe that the man's in his early twenties.

M.C. Glammer said...

I'm seeing a bowler hat, a cane and a cheeky Paul Nicholas smile.

acb said...

Didn't Peter Andre do that, complete with faux-Jamaican accent?

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