FRONT PAGE SHOCKERS

Having done a photo shoot with her lovely husband (and we're guessing that it's the one for Interview (as discussed earlier), Britney was less-than-delighted to find out they aren't putting them on the front page:

During a telephone interview for the accompanying article, Spears allegedly exclaimed, "We're not on the cover! Why am I even on the phone with you right now?" when informed of the bad news.

It fell to Kevin to attempt to make the lemonade out of this apparent snub:

But Federline is then said to have countered, "I think it's better off that way that it's not on the cover because it's more of an artistic statement."

He's not wrong, there: it's a statement that the lack of artistic value in the pictures means it's not worth putting on the front.

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