Friday, July 08, 2005

THE OTHER MEMBERS OF RAZORLIGHT WILL BE WORRIED BY THIS

It's not just Johnny Borrell who will be excited at the news that the Georgia Institute of Technology have invented a robot which can play the guitar tolerably well. The other advantages of the machine, Crazy j is that he doesn't want to share the rider, the publishing or the groupies.

Of course, the drum machine never quite made drummers extinct, but drummers usually offered the added benefit of having access to a transit van.

If they add a voice chip which has some stock phrases ("Time to take your shirt off", "You're right, Johnny", "don't listen to the NME, they've all got needledicks"), the one-piece Razorlight will be just around the corner...


1 comment:

johnny groupie said...

johnny's so fit! cant believe hes going out with fabiola gatti, hope they split up soon!!!!!

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