READY FOR YOUR CLOSE-UP?

This might be the proof of the power of the solitary masturbator's prayer, but it does really sound as if that Britney Spears is going to film her childbirth for a special edition of her UPN series. They're saying it's going to be "like the Dad filming the birth." Which, in this case, would mean presumably the camera whirring away while Kevin points it at the mirror to practice pulling faces as Britney squeals in the background - by now, of course, he's learned to ignore Britney when she yells and makes demands. Apparently, according to sources:

"Cameras won't roll through the most intimate parts but there will be scenes included."

In other words, she's leaving something for Christina's follow-up. (Let's not pause at all to ponder the extent to which you could make a television programme in which scenes were not included.)

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