Saturday, July 16, 2005

THERE'S NO ARM IN IT, IS THERE

We can hardly contain our excitement at the mystery of Christina Aguilera's arm. The burlesque artist and sometimes singer apparently is wearing a cast and sling due to an extraordinary accident at her home:

Aguilera, 24, sliced two tendons in her arm two weeks ago when she picked up a piece of glass from a vase her dog knocked over and broke in her Los Angeles-area house, publicist Jill Fritzo said Friday.

Now, we're not an expert in these things, but how exactly do you manage to cut through two tendons accidently? While picking up a piece of broken glass? And how do you do that to your own arm, rather than your hand? It sounds like a terrible piece of bad luck leading to a chain of unexpected events. But of course, it must be the truth and not merely a story cooked up to counter the one that everyone believes, that the injury occured during a drunken fight in a Paris nightclub.

More interestingly - what's with her hair these days, and is she actively trying for a 'Kelly Osbourne does Marilyn Monroe auditioning for a part in the Lil'Rascals' look?



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