YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE SCREWED, WOULDN'T YOU?

Pauly Shore really must have problems: he's taken to asking Fred Durst for relationship advice. Even in the context of a comedy show, this seems to be a peculiar thing to do:

Durst confesses, "I love the way young girls look - they're so fresh and squeaky."

Durst adds, "You keep hooking up with young chicks, you're addicted to sex... You want someone serious. You're seriously fucked up, man.

"You're fucked up for life... unless you get some help."

Handy advice from the man who once tried to claim he was dating Britney and Avril Lavigne, and who pretends to be a twelve year-old to sell poor quality music to preteens.

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