ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, WE PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE

Kelly Osbourne - you remember her, surely? - is apparently tired of being "the poster girl for celeb drug abuse" and thinks we'd be "surprised" if she told us which other celebrities used drugs:

"I just want to let people know that if you think any of these blonde bombshells aren't drug addicts, trust me, they are, because I've done drugs with them. I'm not going to name names because that's not fair."

Goodness... rich, famous, vacuous, thin people are doing drugs? Whatever next? I think I need a bit of a sit down and a cup of tea.

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