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BUY SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL SLAUGHTERED BY SOMETHING UGLY
Good grief, as if Metallica haven't ruined enough people's lives by ruining Napster and spoiling everyone's download fun, now it turns out that James Hetfield doesn't only have the talent of Ted Nugent, but also the bloodlust. Currently selling on Ebay: bits of dead animals killed by Hetfield. Don't worry, though - it's all for charity (VH1's Save The Music and the Musician's Assistance Program), so it's not like the animals were killed for no reason whatsoever. Very much. Plus, we bet shooting them gave Hetfield the boner of his life.
[Thanks for the tip to Jim Eaton-Terry]
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