Sunday, August 21, 2005

DEATH COMES TO THE VEGAN CAFE

The stabbing to death of someone outside the uber-snoot Moby-owned cafe Teany in Rivington Street, New York is, of course, a bit grim and nothing that Moby can be blamed for. We've tried to find a way to blame him, but we came up with nothing. However, what is worth preserving is the reaction of cafe manager Roger Peffley, who saw the man die:

"This is shocking," he said of the stabbing. "This neighborhood is so pretentious the last thing you would expect is somebody running down the street bleeding."

What will it mean for the property prices?


2 comments:

ian said...

Surely "Death in Vegans" is the correct headline?

Simon Hayes Budgen said...

Damn you, you're right.

*kicks self*

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