DEBBIE GIBSON "NOT PREGNANT WITH NIXON'S TWO-HEADED LOVE CHILD"

First Coogan denied it; now, from the depths of rehab, comes a statement from Courtney Love:

"Courtney Love wishes to make it clear that she denies recent stories suggesting she is pregnant or has had a relationship with Steve Coogan," said the statement released by Sanctuary Artist Management.

"She confirms that she and Steve are good friends and have met a few times in Los Angeles."

Well... that's a weekend knitting booties wasted, then.

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