MAYBE HE'LL DO ONE OF YOUR SONGS, TOO, CHRIS

We're sure Chris Martin sees the current Coldplay acoustic version of Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire as a tribute (we'd quite like to hear this, although only once, merely to confirm it's as awful as we suspect). We're not sure it's that much of a tribute, though.

Jim McCabe brought this to our attention, and observed:

Can't quite picture Gwyneth as June Carter, though.

Too true. And Cash would never have called a kid apple, neither.

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