Sunday, August 28, 2005

A RAP RELATED SHOOTING? SURELY NOT?

Okay, there was time when we thought that BDP's calls to stop the violence in hip-hop was a noble cause, but as Suge Knight gets shot in the leg at a Kanye West party we're starting to think it might be easier to adopt a policy of encouraging violence in hip-hop until they've all shot themselves into early graves, and then we can start again with people more interested in music than guns and gaudy costume jewellery.

The party was part of the MTV Awards hystrionics. Knight was shot in the leg, and in the VIP section, generating a mini-panic. He's in hospital, being described as in "good condition", although it's too early to say if he'll still qualify for his seventy thousand dollar goody bag if he doesn't show at the awards themselves.

Polcie are investigating a theory the shooting was called for by Pat Robertson.


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