DANCING FOOL

It's not totally impossible, of course, that if the surviving members of the BeeGees really were foolish enough to sink - and we choose that word carefully - twenty million quid into a Saturday Night Fever remake, that they'd decide Robbie Williams would be perfect to play the Travolta role. Slightly tubby, gurning bloke from Stoke on the cusp of early middle age pretending to be a teenage disco king from New York? It seems unlikely.

But then, the BeeGees did do this:

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