Monday, September 26, 2005

EVEN WE HAVE TROUBLE BUYING THIS ONE

We're usually happy to think the worst of Christina Aguilera, but even we think we'd stop here for a moment to consider the claims of the Daily Star that she marked the birth of little Sean Preston Spears by sending Britney a corset and diet handbook - what, are we meant to believe life is like Hollyoaks?

Besides, if you were going to go to all that trouble to be cruel, wouldn't you be really cruel and send, say, a kaftan and a box of laxatives?


6 comments:

Contrarian said...

That is too funny! Maybe she is just jealous because nobody has talked about her for about a year.

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Neo said...

Hmmmm...

Must be nice to be rich.

High Power Rocketry said...

:) Nice nice page!

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Delta Tango said...

I wonder perhaps if she might make use of one of those douche bags reportedly in use at Elephant Zoos in Thailand.

Anonymous said...

Very nice indead

Jenifer D. said...

Sending the new Mommie a bottle of Tequila and a nice Nightgown would have been nicer than a corset and a diet book. Xtina needs to get a clue!

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