HOW VERY DARE YOU...

... you assume that just because a man wears blousy shirts and walks around with flowers hanging out his pocket, and looks longingly at his guitar partner, that he takes it up the Harris...

Apparently, Morrissey has never been so insulted at suggestions he and Johnny Marr were lovers:

"There was a love and it was mutual and equal but it wasn't physical. There are lots of people post-Smiths who would like to make some dramatic homosexual story. There never was one."

So there you have it. Sonya Echobelly was in with a chance all along.

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