JASON ORANGE IS GOING TO BOOK A RESTART JUST SO HE'S GOT SOMETHING TO CANCEL

Yes, it's true - Take That are getting back together, although not to do anything useful like making music that Robbie Williams only plays a gurning podium-dancer's role in. And they're probably not even going to be in the same room at the same time. But the band - whose main gift to the nation's culture was being the first band split ever to lead the Samaritans to issue a press release - are all going to appear in a special ITV documentary timed to promote the pre-Christmas retrospective CD-DVD release.

Let's hope the researchers got it right and didn't book a random Harold Donald or anything.

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