ROBBIE GOES A BIT ICKE

Of what does Robbie Williams dream at night? Alien abduction, apparently - we're leaving the anal probe gag hanging - and, as a result, he's convinced that Britain is going to be overrun by aliens within seven years:

"I've been dreaming every night about UFOs, every night.

"I can't wait to go to sleep because my dreams have been so brilliant.

"I think they are definitely on their way, seriously. Mark my words. From now until 2012 - watch out, kids."

Why a higher intelligence able to travel across the vast emptiness of space would choose to announce their arrival by pumping dreams into Robbie William's head isn't entirely clear - could they not take an advert in The Daily Telegraph like last time? It's great to hear that Williams enjoys sleeping, though - could we encourage him to do a lot more sleeping, do you think?

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