ROBBIE WILLIAMS IS NOT GAY

Goodness, what larks. Robbie Williams - who isn't gay himself, he chats birds up on the telly all the time - has written a song called Your Gay Friend for his new album. Ooh, who could that be about?

In other news, we're expecting Robbie to include a track called Your Unfunny, Tiresome, Untalented Friend Who Used To Be In Take That. That'll give The Sun weeks of speculation as to who he could be talking about.

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