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SUDDENLY, A CURB ON IMMIGRATION SOUNDS SMART
If rumour is to be believed - and, if it isn't, that's half our content gone - Mariah Carey is seriously thinking of following Madonna and buying a country house in the UK. It's especially Oxfordshire residents that need to worry:
"Mariah loves Britain's history and culture and finds everyone so polite. And she thinks the English countryside is stunning - particularly around Oxfordshire. That's where she's asked the estate agents to concentrate their search."
Don't you two even think of offering to help her
The one way we could have avoided having her bring her patronising "isn't Engelande so merrie" was her refusal to go anywhere with her annoying little lap dog. Sadly, though, Britain is now a full participant in the pet's passport scheme, so that won't save us.
1 comment:
oxfordshire residents should rest easy. She probably thinks its in London, like that oxford street.
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