byePOD

Everybody wants the latest iPod - even chummies. Or, at least, that's the government's line to explain the four per cent increase in robberies - it's all down to thieves trying to get hold of iPods. We expect the BPI will be issuing a statement demanding a share of these ill-gotten gains by the end of the day: "Why can't we have a slice of the profits of iPod crimes? We make the music, and without that no robber would be able to flog a hooky mp3 player down Junkie Mear's second hand shop; it only seems fair that when someone fences a pinched player some of the proceeds from that sale should be shared with us..."

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