Sunday, October 23, 2005

CAM'RON MEETS MAN WITH GUN

In the early hours of Sunday morning, as he was leaving Washington DC nightclub H2O, a vanload of men got Cam'ron to pull his car over in what looks to be an attempted carjacking.

Cam'ron has previously documented claims to be a bit handy with weapons as in Adernaline:

Y'all niggas play around, guns I wave around
Nigga better stay down, lay down, weigh pounds
Put 'em on the Greyhound, ride it up to K-Town
The boy get nasty, Tolor force me, blast me
Sawed-off and I'm happy, or where the crack be
Put it right all for Polaski
Cross street, don't need to be said
Code red already got beef with the feds
Put three in ya head, from the street full of lead
Fuck knee-deep you'll be six feet when ya dead
Street sweeper when I creep creep, nigga fled
When ya sleep sleep, nigga dead


However, faced with actual people with real guns, he didn't quite put three in his assailants heads.

Similarly, he'd made these promises on Violence:

I put a gun to your brain
Push you in front of the train
Drink Smirnoff waitin for it wear off
Take your ear off tear your ear off
You loadless strip now you blowless


Nevertheless, early reports suggest that Cam'ron neither put a gun to his carjacker's brains, nor pushed them in front of a train. Indeed, he actually whimpered like a girl and - instead of drinking Smirnoff and tearing the attacker's ears off - Cam'ron elected to go to hospital to have some painkillers and a lollipop for being a brave soldier. It is unclear if he now intends to change the titles of his forthcoming movie and album from "Killa Season" to something a little more honest. Mugga Victim, perhaps?


2 comments:

ian said...

Yes. But did he take drugs at university?

Simon Hayes Budgen said...

He's never taken drugs as a rapper.

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