I HAVE NO DAUGHTER

Janet Jackson has reacted snappily to the claims by her never-quite in-laws the Family DeBarge that she and James DeBarge had a kid who got sent off to be brought up in the countryside:

"I do not have a child and all allegations saying so are false."

But then if you'd been lying about it for 18 years, you probably wouldn't go "Ha! Yes, you're right, anyway..."

Question: what do you call the family of someone to whom your marriage was annulled anyway? They're not in-laws, are they?

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