JENNY ON THE BLOCK

What with her being virtually geriatric - mid-thirties, you know - Jennifer Lopez is fretting about getting older.

You know, Jennifer, if you do really worry so much about getting older, there is another option. Not that we'd recommend that, mind.

She's thinking she might need to have her face re-arranged at some point:

'I don't do it (plastic surgery), but I don't want to judge because I don't know how I'll feel when I'm 40 or 50, and if that is something I would do.

Amongst work J-Lo is expected to have is the attachment of a full, working elephant's trunk and a flashing neon sign permanently attached to her forehead advertising soft drinks.

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