KURT IN SEARCH OF A FINAL RESTING PLACE

Ever wonder what happened to Kurt Cobain? After he blew his head off with a gun, we mean? According to Courtney, he's locked in a bank vault somewhere, because:

"No one will take Kurt’s ashes because they don’t want the crowds. I don’t want his ashes in a bank vault somewhere. I want to be able to say, ‘I’ve laid you out somewhere and people can come’."

But - and if we've got this right - Kurt killed himself because he wasn't able to cope with the pressures of having people look at him, didn't he? Why not withdraw the ashes from the bank, drive off somewhere, and scatter him away from the public eye. Let him go, and don't tell us where. It's not like there isn't a place for people to visit, as Love herself acknowledges:

"I was up in Seattle recently and drove by our old house on Lake Washington Boulevard. It’s crazy. There were syringes, bottles and tree carvings. That’s what kids do."

We're sure social services will be pricking up their ears at the apparent suggestion that "kids do smack" here.

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