KYLIE ISN'T DESPERATE

The churning rumour mill - which seems to have felt justified in going into action as a result of Dannii's constant media appearances making her sister's health be viewed as an open topic - has been suggesting Kylie Minogue is trying desperately to find an alternative cancer cure. Some reports even suggest she's now weighing just six stone, which would appear to be a loss of almost half a stone from the fully-healthy Kylie of a year ago.

All this is just "a wealth of rumours" says a statement issued by her managers. In particular:

"... she did not want fellow cancer sufferers "to be misguided by the false stories regarding her condition and her choice of doctors", the statement from her record company said."

The press was dropping speculation that Kylie was trying to get advice from the bloke who put those circles on Gwyneth Paltrow. Still, at least only Dannii has been endorsing "doctor" Gillian McKeith in public - she's a doctor in the same way that members of the Dick Tracy club were genuine policemen, of course.

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