THE QUALITY OF X-FACTOR CONTESTANTS

We're sure you can all work up your own gene pool gags for the story of X-Factor wannabe Chico Slimani thinking jumping into sharon osbourne's swimming pool would be a brilliant end to his performance on the world's biggest village hall talent show. Even though he was carrying a microphone plugged into the mains. In a bit of a blow to those who believe in evolution, it didn't actually kill him, but we'd suggest remembering his name. And memorising his face. Just in case it's you who has to go and identify the body.

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